Matilda's Mum

Friday, 28 October 2011

"That ogre next to me just bit me on my leg and my bum bum"

I WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS WITH DADDY BECAUSE HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

*what is that for?* I'M JUST GIVING YOU A CUDDLE DADDY BECAUSE YOU MISSED ME WHEN YOU WENT TO WORK.

T: Ady still has his winky.
Me: I'm glad, what do you have instead, what do you call it?
T: Urm..., I'm going to call it Jemima.
Me: Er, no.

me; It looks like J has blue eyes . . . where did this blue eyed baby come from?
T: She's thinking she's from Jupiter.

*on seeing some fuschias out of the car* DADDY, I LIKE THOSE DANCER RINA FLOWERS.

*putting her Smurf toy on the door handle* I'M JUST STICKING MY MUFF ON THERE!

CAN WE GO TO MORE WHEELS TODAY DADDY? where? MORE WHEELS! errr. WITH THE SLIDES AND SAND! oh

*daddy trying to make her have a wee before bed* I CAN'T DADDY, THERE IS NOTHING IN MY BOTTOM

*daddy trying to make her have a wee before bed* I CAN'T DADDY, THERE IS NOTHING IN MY BOTTOM