Brave Shoomi

(singing)
SHOOMI SHOOMI WE LIKE YOU,
WE WANT TO KEEP YOU,
BUT WE CAN,
SHOOMI SHOOMI,
WHEN WE WENT ON HOLIDAY YOU WERE BRAVE

Do raisins wear helmets?

(looking at the picture on her box of raisins this morning)
DADDY. RAISINS DON'T WEAR HELMETS DO THEY? *not usually darling no*

Cuddles and kisses

10 mins after putting her to bed.. T *shouting*: I. WANT. LOTS. OF. KISSES AND CUDDLES!

Is mummy going to pop?

T: "look at your big tummy...it's all the way up to your face ...you're going to pop."

It is reddy red

After describing some Playdoh as bluey-green. THIS ONE ISN'T BLUEY-GREEN THIS ONE IS REDDY RED...can't fault her.

Ponky v.s Flowerpetal

*what's your baby called Tilly?* PONKY! *pick a nice name* PONKY! - after a few more attempts FLOWERPETAL! phew...

Prime minister

T:Mummy, the baby has hurt her head.
M: are you going to kiss her better?
T. No, the Prime Minister is *mumbles more about the PM* ?!

Scrubbling

"I'm struggling darling"
I SCRUBBLE DADDY
"do you?"
YES I SCRUBBLE ON THE PAPER!

The P in Matilda

*writing* I'VE PUT A p IN MY NAME "But you don't have a p in your name" NO BUT I'VE PUT ONE IN

Does Daddy have a winky?

T:Daddy do you need a wee wee?
R: Yes.
T:I'm going to come with you. ... do you have a winky?