naming your private parts....

T: Ady still has his winky.
Me: I'm glad, what do you have instead, what do you call it?
T: Urm..., I'm going to call it Jemima.
Me: Er, no.

Blue eyed babies come from Jupiter . . .

me; It looks like J has blue eyes . . . where did this blue eyed baby come from?
T: She's thinking she's from Jupiter.

Dancer Rina flowers

*on seeing some fuschias out of the car* DADDY, I LIKE THOSE DANCER RINA FLOWERS.