The world is very lovely

Undoing the zipped up door of the tent *what are you doing?* I WANT TO SEE THE WORLD DADDY... 1 minute later ... THE WORLD IS VERY LOVELY

Sweetie

*come on sweetie* I AM NOT A SWEETIE DADDY...I'M A LITTLE GIRL (it kind of makes her even more of a sweetie!)

Puting

What are you going to do when you go to work? *I'M GOING TO STAY AT HOME ON THE PUTER* What will you do? *PUTE*

Democracy via boating

Mummy: We've got to go and vote later.
Tilly: ooh, I want to go on a boat!

Talk to the bump

*pressing her face into Mummy's tummy* HELLO ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL? «pause» MUMMY WHAT DID IT SAY?