Phoning Dee Dee

I'm on the phone to Dee Dee

Lessons for the baby

*are you going to teach the baby to do lots of things?*
YES TO PLAY AND TO NOT TOUCH MY TOOTHBRUSH

Shoomi

*coming down the stairs to find Shoomicat waiting at the bottom*
SHOOMI WE ARE COMING DOWN TO BEAT YOU!
*what HAVE we taught her?*

Fat Bosoms

MUMMY YOUR BOSOMS ARE FAT NOW. I WILL CUDDLE THE BABY. what should we call the baby? BABY DE MINI SWEETIE.