Mummy puts on Marge voice

T "I don't want my dinner.... Daddy gives me lollies all the time"
*Mummy puts on Marge voice* "mmmmmmm"

Daddy will be so pleased

T "Daddy will be soooo happy"
why?
"'Cause we're messing around"

The Sun is lazy

WHERE'S THE SUN? It's not awake yet THE SUN IS LIKE SHOOMI, LAZY SUN

Daddy looks sad

*looking at Daddy in the garden mending the fence* "Muuuuum, Daddy looks sad"

oi, naughty tits!

*watching birds at the peanuts in the garden* OY! NAUGHTY TITS!

hide and obvious seek

YOU COUNT, I'M GOING TO HIDE *are you going to hide under the stairs?* YEP

Green wee

I DON'T WANT YELLOW WEE
*what colour do you want?*
I WANT...ERR...GREEN WEE!

Shoomi wants to watch Charlie and Lola

T: I want to watch a Charlie Lola.
ME: No.
T: yes.
ME: No.
T: Muuuum, Shoomi wants to watch a Charlie & Lola, look at her eyes.....see?