waiting in the queue

I NEED A WEE *I am on the toilet* I WILL WAIT IN THE QUEUE......I CAN SMELL A SMELL DADDY

A mod in the making?

YOU DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL DO YOU DADDY? YOU ONLY LIKE RACING CARS. *yes that's right, do you like racing cars?* NO I LIKE MY SCOOTER!

Jigsaller

I'M PUTTING THE PIECE IN DADDY COZ I'M A GOOD JIGSALLER

Snotty face

*you've got a very dirty face* THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE SNOT NOW

The world is very lovely

Undoing the zipped up door of the tent *what are you doing?* I WANT TO SEE THE WORLD DADDY... 1 minute later ... THE WORLD IS VERY LOVELY

Sweetie

*come on sweetie* I AM NOT A SWEETIE DADDY...I'M A LITTLE GIRL (it kind of makes her even more of a sweetie!)

Puting

What are you going to do when you go to work? *I'M GOING TO STAY AT HOME ON THE PUTER* What will you do? *PUTE*

Democracy via boating

Mummy: We've got to go and vote later.
Tilly: ooh, I want to go on a boat!

Talk to the bump

*pressing her face into Mummy's tummy* HELLO ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL? «pause» MUMMY WHAT DID IT SAY?

Phoning Dee Dee

I'm on the phone to Dee Dee