Poor Shoomi

Tilly: "Mum, Shoomi doesn't like me anymore, she's cross"
why?
"'Cause I took my bogies out."
Where did you put them?
"On Shoomi's fur"
hmmm

Rock a Bye Baby

*singing from the other room*
ROCK A BYE BABY WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS THE CAT WILL CRY

Fashion conscious already

ARE YOU GETTING CHANGED DADDY? OUT OF YOUR STINKY...OH I LIKE YOUR PANTS!

You're not scared

Watching Stuart Little 2 with Tilly I asked "can I hold your hand?"
NO DADDY YOU ARE NOT SCARED!

Tilly made a joke

*today I made a joke, Mummy asked if I wanted ice cream* EEEEEEEKKKK! I SCREAMED!

Leaving home already

*T packs handbag with snacks, pens then turns and says*
"I'm going now Mum"
where?
"Going round to Niamh's...don't worry mum you'll be OK"

Rellies

Walking past Uncle Simon's house...SIMON IS IS IS...MUMMY'S BIG SISTER! Out of the mouths of babes

Mummy puts on Marge voice

T "I don't want my dinner.... Daddy gives me lollies all the time"
*Mummy puts on Marge voice* "mmmmmmm"

Daddy will be so pleased

T "Daddy will be soooo happy"
why?
"'Cause we're messing around"

The Sun is lazy

WHERE'S THE SUN? It's not awake yet THE SUN IS LIKE SHOOMI, LAZY SUN