Goldilocks and the three pigs

CAN YOU READ ME A STORY? *yes, which one?* I WANT GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE PIGS!

Cakes or grapes?

Do you want some grapes? YEAH YEAH YEAH....NO....YOU SAID CAKES :o(

you won't get any presents

Shouted from upstairs MUM...IF YOU HEAR BELLS YOU WON'T GET ANY PRESENTS!....MUM....CAN YOU HEAR ME? YOU WON'T GET ANY PRESENTS!

Not a pudding

*do you want pudding?* YES *do you want a kiwi? THAT'S NOT A PUDDING.

Oh dear what can the matter be?

OH DEAR WHAT MATTER IS? TWO LADIES STUCK IN THE TOILET

Getting a brother or sister

I'M GOING TO GET MY BROTHER OR SISTER
*you don't have one*
I'M GOING TO HAVE 1 IN A MINUTE
*where are you getting it from?*
THE MUSEUM